I am sarcastic.  I am rude.  I am not politically correct, nor am I even just correct half the time.  I speak my mind and I don’t hold back.  I am often under the influence of alcohol, and that doesn’t help the spewing of my mouth any.  Damn Jager.  I tend to stay to myself - for risk of running into stupid people.  I avoid stupid people at all costs.  If I run into someone stupid, or am forced to associate with someone stupid, I tend to get myself in trouble.  I have been damaged for life because of stupid people, and I have zero tolerance for stupid people.

None of this is my fault.  It’s called freedom of speech.  If you have the freedom to be stupid, well then, I have the freedom to tell you exactly how stupid you are…and why.  Sometimes I don’t know why people are stupid, so I will straight up ask.  The question usually comes in the form of “Did your mom hit you too many times with the stupid stick growing up, or did the doctor drop you on the floor on your way out?”  Either way it doesn’t change the fact that you’re stupid, and it doesn’t change the fact that I am going tell you just how stupid you are.  Stupid people make my head hurt, and frankly, if you’re stupid, and are making my head hurt, you’re just not worth it and the simple fact is going to piss me off.

Just like Ron White says, “You can’t fix stupid.”  Yes, you can try to come back at me with some “stupid yo mama jokes”, or you might even try to tell me I’m fat or a bitch.  It’s okay, it doesn’t bother me - I can fix that, but you just can’t fix stupid.

This website is my quest.  My mission in life has become trying to figure out stupid people.  It may be an unworthy cause, as I probably will never be able to figure you stupid people out, but at least I can try.  Consider it my good deed for the world.  See?  I’m fighing for a cause.  So, if you’re reading this, and you’re getting pissed off - don’t get mad, feel proud.  You were at least able to read this far - hooked on phonics did you good, didn’t it?  And if you’re reading this and you’re clueless, don’t worry, don’t feel bad, you’re just too stupid to know I’m trashing you anyhow.  If you’re reading this and you’re smart - THANK GOD!  We are a rare breed.